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Illustrated portrait of Kevin
Mya’s Human Rescue Network

Kevin, 29

Miniature Podcaster · Intake 2026-08-02 · Pending rehabilitation

Extremely vocal. Will explain your own opinion back to you.

Behavioral assessment

  • Surrendered by an ex-partner, who described him as "a lot."
  • Requires daily enrichment or becomes destructive to group chats.
  • Has not yet been broken of the phrase "actually, studies show."
  • Crates poorly. Escapes into your DMs.

Good with

  • Dogs
  • Children
  • Other humans
  • Unsupervised internet access

Intake notes

Kevin was surrendered with a microphone, a ring light, and 340 unedited hours of himself. Our behavioral team assessed him as highly intelligent and entirely untrained. Kevin does not interrupt out of malice; Kevin interrupts because silence frightens him. He is making real progress and has gone as long as eleven consecutive minutes without saying the word "framework." Kevin will thrive with a firm, loving household that owns a mute button.

Kevin is fictional.
These dogs are not.

Every one of them is waiting at a real shelter right now.

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