Mya’s Human Rescue Network

Our humans are fictional. Shelter dogs are not.

Currently in our care

Illustrated portrait of Gary
Mya’s Human Rescue Network

Gary, 34

Suburban Shorthair · Intake 2026-07-14 · Available

Owns a smoker. Has extremely detailed opinions about the smoker.

  • Returned twice. Both times for "not being a good listener."
  • Food-motivated. Aggressively so.
  • Does not do well around other males at the grill.
  • Housetrained, technically.
Save Gary
Illustrated portrait of Kevin
Mya’s Human Rescue Network

Kevin, 29

Miniature Podcaster · Intake 2026-08-02 · Pending rehabilitation

Extremely vocal. Will explain your own opinion back to you.

  • Surrendered by an ex-partner, who described him as "a lot."
  • Requires daily enrichment or becomes destructive to group chats.
  • Has not yet been broken of the phrase "actually, studies show."
  • Crates poorly. Escapes into your DMs.
Save Kevin
Illustrated portrait of Brenda
Mya’s Human Rescue Network

Brenda, 41

Longhaired Van Lifer · Intake 2026-06-30 · Available

Cannot be contained by a lease, a mortgage, or a dinner reservation.

  • Recall is poor. Comes back eventually, usually with a story.
  • Sheds glitter. Everywhere. Permanently.
  • Bonded pair — will not be rehomed without her sourdough starter.
  • Has strong feelings about your water intake.
Save Brenda

Our humans are fictional.
These dogs are not.

Every one of them is waiting at a real shelter right now.

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This month’s partner: PACC

Raised so far this month: $20

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“I started Bark.Dating because clearly you people cannot be trusted to choose each other without canine supervision.” — Mya, Director